I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
VIR: 2Spare
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